#cpn or whatever

[hauntingblue]

The boats being a metaphor for Tom and his kids......... this is too much

[accio-victuuri]

so many updates and stuff to share. will post more later. happy friday everyone ^^

[rebelband]

thatguy

[rainbowsky]

Regarding CPN discussions, questions and comments

Several times over the past few days I've had to remind people about a boundary I have around discussions of CPN, so I feel it might be a good time to remind everyone of this so that everyone is on the same page.

I'm always preaching that CPN is for turtle's eyes only. It isn't meant for wider consumption by solos or passersby. This is for the protection of turtles and of GG and DD. When CPN crosses over into other areas, it pretty much always leads to fan wars and anti activity.

One of the measures that I feel passionately about in connection with this is the notion that

CPN should never be discussed in posts that are tagged with GG and DD's individual names.

There are a couple of really good reasons for this:

It's part of staying in our own lane. Solos follow the tags for GG and DD's individual names, and if CPN is discussed in those posts, solos can stumble across it and create problems. I have faced a lot of harassment in the past - including the recent past - from solos because of this very thing, and it's not fun. Fan wars are never good, but especially not when I become a target for hate through no fault of my own. If you talk about CPN in the comments of my posts, I am going to be the one attacked for it, not you.

Posts tagged with their individual names are for celebrating their individual works and achievements. There's plenty of space for clowning elsewhere.

All that I ask is that before you comment to discuss CPN in the notes of one of my posts, please double check that it is not tagged with 'xiao zhan' or 'wang yibo'. If it is, submit your comment or question to me as an ask, contact me privately about it, or find a post on my blog on a related subject that is tagged with 'bjyx' or 'yizhan' and comment there.

You can also feel free to make a post about it in the Yizhan Tumblr community.

Please also feel free to do whatever you want, take whatever risks you want, and embody your own values around this topic on your own blog, including reblogging my individual posts with whatever commentary you want. Feel free to use whatever tags you want and to discuss whatever you want in a reblog. Just please don't comment with CPN in posts on my blog that are tagged with their individual names.

A note on reactions

Some people really take it personally and get bent out of shape when I make this kind of request. This is by no means a rare reaction. The majority of turtles who I mention this to in response to CPN comments in the notes of these posts respond in a negative way. Some even unfollow or block me for it.

I don't understand why anyone would be offended by a boundary I set for my own well-being online, or why anyone would take personally a decision that I have made for my own well-being.

I have had a lot of harassment and hate thrown at me over the years, and due to a lifetime of being singled out, I am especially sensitive to bullying. It's just not something I want in my life, and I will seek to avoid and prevent it at all costs. Please respect my needs in this regard.

As importantly, we really do need to stay in our own lane to try to maintain some measure of harmony between fandoms, and to avoid fan wars.

This is not a new boundary - I've been stating it for years. @accio-victuuri has been saying this for years as well. It is by no means unusual for this request to be made by turtles. It is a best practice for avoiding fan wars.

So please try to be understanding about this. I would never make a request of someone if I didn't have a good reason.

I don't state these things to make you feel bad in any way. Nor do I hold it against you if you make a mistake. I'll just remove that comment and explain to you why I've done so. Don't take it personally. I appreciate people's engagement with my posts, and do not want to make anyone feel alienated. I do my best to express myself in a kind and understanding way.

I hope you will extend me the same courtesy.

[crowgvts]

ok so I stopped taking my meds and it's so weird to think this used to be my normal???

like aside from mental shit the like... way my body feels and the way I'm seeing things rn is so fucking weird??? words cannot describe what I am experiencing rn but the closest thing I can compare it to is that I feel like I'm looking at everything thru a vr headset

ngl I do not actually know if everything I'm seeing and experiencing rn is real and I feel like I've just went thru every possible emotion in the space of about 20 mins but I'm also not even sure of that bcus my concept of time is so out of whack rn and tbh idk what to do about it

I can't just start taking them again because I'll need to be re-titrated onto them to prevent side effects like steven-johnsons syndrome but my cpn or whatever doesn't have any space to see me until the 29th

[abloginnameonly]

Day 9: Relationships

Goblins are social creatures.

Mar C is a little dim to people that don't like them or think they're annoying - you must be explicit, and many people don't care enough to be - and so they go about their day meeting people in the best job in the world in the best place in the world - processing adventurers traveling through the Goblin DMV of the goblinoid military stronghold of Stromkuhldur in Undermountain <3

Mar C enjoys relationships and flirting and seeing adventurers with nice muscles in the same way they enjoy interesting rocks or fun new words. They've never invested very much into any of them (except their collection of words), particularly because they're expected to leave - adventurers don't stay in Stromkuhldur. And anyway, there's far too many in the world to care about just one, so Mar C throws their passions at whatever they might stick to.

Among their handful of spouses, a non-zero number married Mar C just for the novelty of getting married to a goblin in Undermountain, or because they have the (incorrect) hope or expectation that they might receive special privileges while in Stromkuhlur, but they once married a human fighter who's nice and actually wants to one day get married in his home too :D Mar C can't wait to tell him all about their adventures from getting kidnapped by drow and fighting demons :D This is great and they're having such a god time playing at adventurer! :D (occasional madness notwithstanding)

Their boss is Lt. (rank) Cpn (first name) Greg (last name) (it/she) who is very cool and Mar C is ready to die for them should the need ever arise, as a good employee should 👍 Stromkuhldur and the inhabitants therein are now and will always be Mar C's first and #1 priority, even when they are so so far away from it.

Mar C is my wizard in my girlfriend's Out of the Abyss campaign, and Lt Cpn Greg is my friend's hobgoblin cleric: his art ⬇️

[virgovirghoe]

i started a new job on the 15th but i don’t get paid until the 1st…i’m late on my phone bill and my phone was disconnected, normally i wouldn’t care but i’ve been driving for lyft and can’t make any money without phone service. any little bit would help! i also sell 🌶️ content, make cpns, paystubs, and bank statements whatever you need!

cashapp $mimiadams90

paypal email mimiadams90@gmail.com

[jiannguo]

Why, why, why is it that when I searched yt for xiao zhan willing to find a particular add, half of the results when bjyz videos? Why? sometimes I just really hate the whole world. I didn't watch the video, but the title of one insisted that somehow the last douyin Xiao Zhan posted is "proof" of their relationship. And somebody claimed that the couch in the picture you have as your header now is wyb's couch. Or that wyb has been there, although that post of wyb's was from 2019 I guess. And that Xiao Zhan is petting Jianguo's cheeks bc they remind him of wyb's cheeks. Like how about he's petting his cat cause it's his cat?! These people are insane and I don't know how they're capable of reaching that far.

Sorry for the super late reply 😅 This message got buried under other notifications.. I apologise!

That's because 🐢 tag it as "CPN" aka its couple nǎo = couple brain (it's a chi-term). Which means whatever is tagged underneath are by-products of the cp delulu way of thinking, and it's not hard facts, not to be treated as real evidence.

And it's traffic. BL fans are huge.

I'll give you a very recent example. 🐢 think of Doumo Cathedral to be a CPN just because a) XZ posted in 2019 b) in 2016, Italian Senate passes bill recognizing same-sex unions and its supporters took a photo in front of the Cathedral. So 🐢 expect XZ and W*B to get married in 2026 in that Cathedral (the year is because that's when they think XZ's contract with WJW expires). All of it "CPN".

In reality, that cathedral is one of the most popular spots in Milan right in the middle of city centre, so photographing there isn't a big deal, Cai Xukun, Li Yunchun etc have filmed photographs and vlogs there. Secondly.. as much as 🐢 believes the theory, the reality is a gay couple can't get married in Doumo Cathedral out of all places. Its a Catholic Church, and gay marriages in Italy can only have "civil unions". Honestly, some of these people should read up on it, Google is free.

Lastly, what the relationship between XZ and WJW is at present, no one knows. It's all speculation.

So Anon, these people can literally create a mountain out of a molehill and call it a mountain, and say its "cpn". And anything goes. It's sort of sad, as they will put their theories in front of basic common sense and logic.

And if you even want to try and add some sense in their logics, they'll simply use the term "homophobic". Which is weird as XZ's fans encompass many people of all walks of life including LGBTQ community. They are more pissed towards 🐢 who think outing someone for the sake of a ship is their God given right.

Anyways.. enough rant 😅 . In a nutshell, let's just ignore, report (esp the misgendering posts) and block.. some people will never change their minds.

[theuniverseawakens347]

India love Evelyn maze eagles and JASMEAN … get over the typos - LAPD IT WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT I SAY IN THE END- GOD.

ALL OF US … I’m only speaking about me and these thre BC THEYRE LIVING OFF ME IN FULL.. JASMEAN DUMBASS CPN FRAUD ..

we all had our innocence taken as children. Evelyn raped by her stepfather is a fucking lie.

But she did have her fucking dick chopped off

India love her dick chopped off and Coi Leray as children because their fathers or mothers want daughters yes that does take your innocence, but that does not take away your childhood like mine so you are a victim in the sense that your parts were rearranged, however as you grew up one more time, you can step out of grooming into another life direction you all chose to continue to be fucking whores one way or another Jasmine included. You are a fucking prostitute , you have talent reading my blog and doing CPN fraud on me in 2020 in depth with fucktard Lee Garlington as Howard Nugent that you actually found something you fucking like, but it was killed me that you actually started doing fitness…

and on top of that Jasmine, you had your dick from a click oversize to a vagina that would be Evelyn and India Marie’s story as well taking your fallopian tubes is not actually true. Those are my fucking eggs you idiotic pieces of shit just for some fucking money you lie but your blood inject with my eggs so Lee is trying to make you related to me hence all of you dumbasses taking estrogen with my fucking DNA in it nice cannibalism India Marie or taking testosterone or taking collagen or doing whatever the fuck did to her fuck hardbody with my fucking blood plasma and salts to say your DNA is my DNA ….

Jasmine, you look at your videos or you really just study your fucking face you are gorgeous. Hi because I love my fucking self and I see my face and you my dark skin whatever the fuck doppelgänger you’re a fucking retarded child you really serve no purpose to be honest, except for the lay on your fucking back and to be be a fucking hoe for some goddamn fucking money and say you do to make up and hair and play costume dress up just to meet Beyoncé my fucking family and that’s coming from Solange as well….. so you act and move like a fucking child and when we see your fucking face bitch, especially in your recent workout video with the green fucking leggings on F 45 they fucking hate you and they want me there. Reggie hates you too, but yes, you do some stuff in the fitness world. OK cool you could do some pull ups. You can do some fucking leg press you can move the leg machine. Congratulations but you are not. They want to change the fitness fucking world so wipe that goddamn motherfucking smile off your face you fucking little boy dressed up as a goddamn girl, and you’re not telling nobody

And you knew you were made into females were told 20 specifically you Evelyn you were around so fucking much …. let’s talk about how Evelyn Jasmine and her Kim Kardashian look alike mostly Evelyn and Kim Kardashian. If you look at Kim Kardashian directory of her life that bitch is retarded as fuck you thought she made smart moves but her motherfucking pimp. She’s a fucking prostitute playing housewife so the fuck is Evelyn Mazi Rego and trying to say that she’s a fitness coach bitch you got your body in a fucking liposuction collagen lab you didn’t actually train and work. It worked out with Ben and you put on some fucking wait just to fucking copy me and so you could get your titties done on the back and say that shit was natural like your ass collagen shots off of me fucking ass wipe “ I didn’t get my ass natural” it is not professional train fitness I Evelyn you have butt cheeks, no quads and no hamstrings. You did not grow an ass in the fucking gym Jimmy agrees and sodas because he was there when you prostitute yourself to out rank my butt when you were doing fucking heroin with Kelly Tucci being pimped behind the scenes with fucked hard, Blair Senate from immaculate by Lee Garlington, Joe Montanya … and you fucked everybody so you have sex with Ryan Seacrest that is true, but not to him Blair Senate…

[miloo-o]

Jadiiii semalam ai gak bisa tidur. Deg-degan soalnya harus bangun pagi buat siap-siap ke lokasi tes CPNS (tapi akhirnya gak jadi berangkat, saking deg-degannya sampai maag kambuh kali yee🥲). Entah kenapa, gak tau penjelasan ilmiah dan psikologisnya gimana, kalau udah di situasi kayak gini aku sering replay live2 nya member BTS. Kepikiran deh buat nonton livenya Hobi di Weverse, kangen juga sebenarnya. Gak nonton juga sih, cuma dengerin dia ngomong. Di Youtube banyak sih ASMR suara cowok ala2 pillowtalk or whatever it is, tapi menurutku kayak cringe (?) 😭. Jadi aku lebih suka dengerin member BTS ngobrol-ngobrol santai sampai akhirnya ketiduran huhuuu. Thanks BTS udah ngebantu biar cepet tidur kalau aku butuh 🫶💜.

[rainbowsky]

Why are people on Twitter saying that xiao zhan knew the title of wang yibo's new song before anyone else. What is your opinion on this?

It's not just on Twitter, it's being talked about pretty much everywhere turtles congregate.

Fake, fan fiction, CPN.

The whole thing actually started on Weibo - as almost all turtle content does, whether it's a gif or a candy or a theory or whatever.

In fact, 90% of turtle content you see on Twitter came directly from Weibo, and most of it isn't attributed to the original creator. Most people on international social media platforms (including Tumblr) are doing this. People just casually take the ideas, screen caps, art, theories, etc. of Weibo turtles and bring it into the international fandom without any attribution.

So if you see someone in the international fandom who seems to always have a lot of turtle content and none of it is ever attributed to someone on Weibo, most of it is probably not their original thoughts. They probably scooped that content from a C-turtle and are taking credit for themselves.

/rant

Anyway, this candy comes from a XZ Studio video post on GG's birthday that contained a caption, "Have you thought of a title yet?"

And on that same day there was a reblog of GG's birthday photo post that included the phrase, "万物可爱" which is the title of DD's new song.

(source)

From this turtles are clowning that GG knew the title before anyone else. But I think that's a pretty safe bet without these hints, isn't it? I mean, DD probably tells GG everything before anyone else hears of it.

Anyway, hope this helps.

[0peachofmind]

Gak kehatian kalau harus sampai masuk ke ranah cpns casn or whatever they called it... God🥺 please help me, show me another way..

[user58105]

WARNING: CPN, fanfic, fake, delusion, clownery etc..

It could be that there was some development in their relationship. I would assume they had (a) long convo(s) the day(s) prior where they opened up to eachother, which brought them closer and made them more comfortable with eachother.

The contents of such convo(s) is up for imagination. It could be that they just talked about their pasts, experiences, etc.. or that they maybe admitted having a thing for the other?? and/or maybe something else happened who knows (WARNING AGAIN: fanfiction, CPN).

Whichever the case is, I personally believe there was significant development in their relationship in private in the day(s) prior to May 4th, and whatever happened was a turning point which caused them to cross the usual "personal space" boundaries everyone has (and that they had prior to May 4th).

AGAIN: CPN, Clownery, fanfic, etc..

Random theory of the day:

*CPN, fiction, delusion, fake, product of my own imagination*

I have a theory. And I couldn't find someone talking about it before, so I'll just dump it here in hopes that someone will back me up OR correct my thoughts about this.

Here we go: I love watching (and re-re-re-re-rewatching) CQL behind-the-scenes (as many many many other turtles) and, as I was watching it chronologically, I noticed something curious: May 04th. Before this day, GGDD were already warming up, joking, sword fighting, singing together, having fun in general, BUT they did not have THAT much physical contact. From this specific day, DD starts getting reeeaallllly ~comfortable with GG, leaning on him multiple times and for several minutes, playing their "Where's my nipple?" game in front of 100s of cast members, being clingy in general. So I wonder if something happened that day (or day(s) before)...

I've read different timeline theories about their relationship, like obviously The Devil's Timeline, they starting it during CQL filming, they starting it after GG's trip to Japan, and so on. But I've never noticed someone talking about this specific date (May 04th). So, I'd love to hear your thoughts on this one, am I just tripping? :)

[rebelband]

[theuniverseawakens347]

It’s the “don’t tell her” when signing you up for THE fuck shit.. kiddie porn, pass my nudes or your nudes… shave ya heads .. SOME WEIRD HAZING SHIT BASED ON YOUR PERSONALITY TEST RESULTS AND THE “weaker” THEY DEEM YOU AND DESPERATE FOR A CHANCE AT HOPE TO A BETTER LIFE OR FINANCIAL FREEDOM THE WEIRD AND SADISTIC THEY GET .. Kevin spacey.. TREVOLTRAH.. CRUZE TOM… PENELOPE ex wife BUT STILL WIFE ON PAPER .. DEAD CPN FRAUD Cleopatra..

AT PEENY FROM CLARITY UR SOBER LIVING BEFORE CLARITY SCIENTOLOGY SCARE TATICS 2/3 hrs in a room TEACHING YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND LIE OR NOT CRY WHATEVER IT WAS SAME BS IN CLARITY THURADAY NIGHT GROUPINGS .. THANKS FOR NOT POISONING ME IN THE HOUSE BUT YOU SAID INTOLD YOU N ZOE TAKE NUDES IN THE BATHROOM AND SEND TO BASEL ON BEHALF OF DUMBASS BRILES APART OF THE CONSPIRACY KLAN .. AT CHRISTOPHER DUMBASSFUCKALLANDANY PUSSY WHITE .. MYRON AT THE TOP BOTH KILLED BROTHER ALEX BUT ONLY ONE SHOT THE GUN AT CHRIS THEN BLAMED JOJO .. ALEX DEATH JOJO 16th bday .. at Christopher n Myron not there t dough came late BC WAS WITH YAL AND COREY C ONCE READING THIS CAN ATTEST I AM ME AND HE IS NOT GOD OR MY FUCKING TWIN FLAME LIKE HE WAS TOLD 🖕🏽😌 … tyna get me twisted with family like ya weirdos AT KAT WILLIAMS NOT THE ILLUMINATI OR MASONS BUT THE SECTORS OF SCIENTOLOGY

[coquillage-moved]

ummmm hi read my very short cpn 😳